General Zizek speaks!
- Bandit Shirin شیرین راهزن

- Aug 16
- 6 min read
Updated: Sep 20

I was really hoping to get through this life without having to engage with the middle class, Lacanian-Leninism of Professor Zizek. But a chance encounter with a YouTube clip of the good professor compelled me out of my stupor. Ever the contrarian, Zizek’s mount sermons have become increasingly militaristic in tone. No longer satisfied with playing the clown, he now demands to be taken seriously as a military strategist, barking mad orders at his audience. Whenever reactionaries become insecure, they attempt to control the world around them through militaristic metaphors (Susan Sontag saw this clearly). In this YouTube video of Zizek being interviewed by Owen Jones, Zizek commands his 'fandiots' (fan-idiots) to 'retreat to ground zero'. As the arguments below demonstrate, this Leninist manoeuvre is as shifty as it is counter-productive.
The blog responds to a few genuinely imbecilic recent remarks by Zizek without wasting too much time on the clown. Inspired by Cyrus (the virus) Grissom, and "considering my audience, I'm going to make this very quick and very simple”. I have placed General Zizek’s militaristic commands in the left-hand column, and I have counterposed them with quotes from intelligent radicals in the right hand margin. The juxtaposition speaks for itself. There is no need for further interpretation.
My criticisms of General Zizek should not be misconstrued as sectarianism, since Zizek and The People’s Clowns did not attend the same clown school. In my view, what runs through all these declarations of fealty to capitalism is weakness of character. Zizek is feeling insecure and god help us when the middle classes feel insecure because then they become liable to open the gates of hell for mischievous monsters and angry demons.
I could go on, but why bother?
General Zizek, you have made a wonderful career for yourself as a middle class clown with amusing jests and incandescent wit.
But what happens when clowns are no longer funny, General?
Is there a knacker's yard they can retreat to where they can Can Can with Lacan?
Sources:
Zizek was interviewed by the social democrat Owen Jones at How To Academy. The interview is in four parts. See:
Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Eb9Ud95LvQ&list=PLzMOG-CobnIcnlLnJnYrkXhytARrZ7d6q&index=1
Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsngMSR9_zc&list=PLzMOG-CobnIcnlLnJnYrkXhytARrZ7d6q&index=4
Part 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LOrZlmZfbg&list=PLzMOG-CobnIcnlLnJnYrkXhytARrZ7d6q&index=4
Part 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW-G4-0rpKI
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Lenin, V. I. (1924) Notes of a Publicist On Ascending A High Mountain; The Harm Of Despondency; The Utility Of Trade; Attitude Towards The Mensheviks, Etc. https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1922/feb/x01.htm
Perlman, F. (1984) The Continuing Appeal of Nationalism. https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fredy-perlman-the-continuing-appeal-of-nationalism
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